I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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