there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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