New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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