YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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