I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
tell me about the eggs
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