Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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