People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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