so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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