So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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