is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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