Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void