I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.