is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.