it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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