No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Randomize