Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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