just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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