Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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