sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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