i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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