just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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