He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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