just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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