What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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