whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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