question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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