I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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