i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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