what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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