I wish life had little blips of pornography
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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