So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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