D3 body, D1 cock
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My pussy is not your playground.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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