Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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