I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm too high and old for this...
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