Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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