you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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