im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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