But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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