Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
