He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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