grandma shit on top of the toilet
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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