We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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