I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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