my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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