that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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