I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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