it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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