Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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