i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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So much Jack, so little girl.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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