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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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