I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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