Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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