what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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