dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
