That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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