I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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